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Re-introduction to Kyresti (Dec 2018 edition) Show more

Feeling comfortable going he/him again. Not just comfortable, it feels... right. That is an _incredibly_ good sign!

Well, outside of cishet spaces. How do you even _explain_ altersex bodies to a crowd like that?

lets bring back the push for 5 hour work days

Hackers need to step up their game and delete everyones loans, bad credit and mortgages. #Showerthoughts

Found a much better version of that PETA thing

PSA: Together, CH751 and C415A keys open half the indoor locks in America. Buy one of each, put em on your keyring. Definitely do not use them to break into bathrooms in places that require you to buy something. That would be illegal 😊

If she's your girl, how come...

*listens to earpiece*

Oh, right. The idea of controlling what one's partner can & can't do is hella gross. Also, polyamory exists.

Kyresti? Kyresti... are you seriously considering getting scalpels for fabric?

You may as well be doing surgery... on a GRAPE!

Be the human you want to be.

Unless you can be a fluffy, colorful, sparkly dragon, then *heavily* consider being a fluffy, colorful, sparkly dragon.

Borders are not real.

They're nothing more than lines drawn by people. Arbitrary. Imaginary.

Nationalism and patriotism make no sense. This planet belongs to all of us. And us to it.

mastodon.social has too many users and people are starting to block it because they effectively have one mod.

I urge people not to use mastodon.social if they cherish their followers outside it.

lewd, hyper Show more

y'all. with the tumblr migration, there are going to be minors on your instance. so CW your nudes as "nude", CW your porn as "porn" and CW your genitals as "genitals".

it's a courtesy to the minors on your fediverse, and to everyone else who doesn't want to see your improperly or unclearly CW'd dick pic. "nsfw" is too vague.

Just had a mental image for a scene.

Raccoon chef, prepping to make a meal, gathers and lays out all the ingredients.

Then puts them all in the dishwasher and runs it for a cycle.

I can't stop giggling.

[sees a cop] disgusting. they shouldnt be out in public. how am i supposed to explain that to my kids

kin-gushing Show more

The young woman thought carefully before speaking to the Genie.

"I wish to understand anything I read, no matter the language."

"Your wish is granted."

"I wish for the ability to summon any written work."

"Your wish is granted."

"And I wish to be able to transcribe all that I learn."

"Your wish is granted."

Alexandria took a deep breath. It's not every century a library is reborn with a will of its own. There was so much to rebuild.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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