@Elizafox we need to build something to offend Notch
A giant field of dicks, all in rainbow colors
@funbreaker @luciferMysticus we have enough dicks
rainbow vulvas
@Elizafox @luciferMysticus
It's still genitalia so i'll take it π
@luciferMysticus @funbreaker @Elizafox
Build something to offend notch eh?
How about a voxel engine not written in shitty Java with infinite loops for polling?
*Shots fired*
@Irick @funbreaker @Elizafox did you say infinite loops?
[screams geometrically]
@funbreaker @Elizafox @luciferMysticus
Early MC was some hacky hack hack. Let me tell ya. I haven't had enough interest to look into disassembly of the recent versions but back in the Alfa days it was a dog.
@Irick @funbreaker @luciferMysticus int x, int y, int z replaced with class Point so you have millions of Point objects instantiated at once and being GC'd.
It's still kinda hacky, but getting better. Slowly.
@luciferMysticus @funbreaker @Irick (BTW IT'S STUPID TO USE POINT CLASSES LIKE THAT DON'T FUCKIN DO THAT, THE OVERHEAD IS JUST NOT WORTH IT)
@Elizafox @Irick @funbreaker it should at least have a fixed-size tuple class or something that doesn't get copied an assload
@luciferMysticus @funbreaker @Irick I'll copy YOUR assload.
@luciferMysticus @funbreaker @Irick On second thought I won't. That was bad and I am sorry.
@Elizafox @funbreaker @Irick garbage collection means garbage performance
@Elizafox @funbreaker @luciferMysticus
Not nessisary. But in this case: Holly hell those reaps.
@funbreaker @luciferMysticus @Elizafox
So.
When did notch start sleeping with ram manufacturers?
@Irick @funbreaker @luciferMysticus notch doesn't work on mc anymore
he sold out and now lives in LA in the most expensive mansion he could find
he spends most of his days being a colossal cocklord now.
@Elizafox @Irick @funbreaker @luciferMysticus OK this really clarifies why I see the sort of resource usage I do when MC is running. It isn't *just* Java being Java...it's this particular horrible Java being force fed to the machine.
@Irick @luciferMysticus @funbreaker He got offended when dinnerbone was like "oh, all the mobs are based off zombies, nice."