Vulpine Club Ambassador @Ambassador@vulpine.club

More people should call me ‘prince’ and ‘my liege’

Wanna hold prop someone’s chin up, wrap their legs around my waist, tease their lips with my thumb while we kiss and fuck gently

it's nice out there. wearing a dress and cargo shorts, feeling Good

killing a bit of time before lunch.

tired: hating the concept of "mac versus pc" because a macintosh is a personal computer by definition

wired: hating the concept of "mac versus pc" because macintosh computers use x86 processors these days and are architecturally identical to other brands of computer

inspired: hating the concept of "mac versus pc" because the unique processor architecture that the macintosh used prior to the x86 migration was literally called powerpc

I’m starting the Enby Church, here’s how it works!
I’m the only member so far and I worship all the enbies~

If you could be two of yourself and kiss/sex/cuddle/date yourself and you wouldn't take the chance, what even are your goals in life?

remember to rewind your music before returning it to your favourite streaming music service

Is what I would like to do, but I don't have the energy right now.

Basically: I think shutting out conversations because "no politics here" reduces important things with real effects to only competing opinions without realizing the actual repercussions.

It's important to have spaces where people don't have to worry about constant argumentation, but that needs to be balanced with allowing people to vent about the things that affect them.

Also (goshdarnit, Nintendo for removing trans pride custom stages from Smash Bros.), I hate that my existence is a political statement. And that I have to worry about people feeling like that gives them the right to engage me in an argument when I talk about the things that affect me.

Okay, out of energy.

eevee on the tee vee

@root got u fam

Girls can be pretty princes too. Just look at me. 🙂

one of those days when i am perfectly okay, aside from being really tired and unable to stop saying "Dick Butkus" in a very low voice

Easter morning: He is Risen
Easter afternoon: She is High

Pretty sure my gender is not computable in polynomial time. You could say I'm NB-complete.

Fav this post and I’ll subtoot you asking if you want a kiss

You know that experience when you have an undergrad-at-best understanding of a topic and even you know someone has no idea what they're talking about, only seeking to confirm their own biases in academic-sounding language?

Sure is a lot of that going around lately, huh?

Infrequent reminder that I love you all

A lot of folx have told me they believe a 6-inch penis length is about average.

The middle 50% of penises are between 4.75 and 5.75 inches when erect. 6 inches would be the 90th percentile

counter-strike: sheets