danielle~! 
@00dani@vulpine.club
hi, nice to meet you~! i'm dani, a trans lesbian, passionately intersectional feminist, and adorable pony! also white but antiwhiteness!! feel free to send a follow req c:
Joined May 2018
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"im not cute! im not cute!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a catgirl
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gays, we're gays, we're the gays! we gay at night we kiss at night, we're the gays
i'm da giant gay dat makes all of da rules
let's see what kind of snuggles we can get ourselves into
danielle~!
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normalize trans girls being sexy and also having swag >;]
people will call you Straight just for wanting to win the lottery . yeah well gay people like to win the lottery too bitch
if someone posts something that is gay then i will look at it and think its good. Simple
GIRL: (after listening to sappho explain something she invented called Lesbians for 20 mins) Wow thats pretty good. Did you invent that
SAPPHO: Yes
danielle~!
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someone wrote "non-binary" on the inside of one of the elevators here with a marker. just non-binary, nothing else. so I guess the elevator is enby
trying to figure out if there's a way to express the behaviour of laravel façades in the form of phpdoc annotations
phpstan does support classes that delegate instance method calls to another object using __call? you put @mixin OtherClass in the class's phpdoc, and then phpstan knows what you're doing
however there doesn't appear to be a way to specify that __callStatic is going to do the mystical magical dance of discovering an actual instance of OtherClass and then calling the instance method on it
which is what a façade does
i don't think i like façades
phpstan uses a configuration file called phpstan.neon
i thought it was yaml, it looks exactly like yaml
but it turns out it's this weird extension format that's mostly notable for adding a feature called "entities" that *checks notes* yaml definitely already had
oh my god
danielle~!
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i hesitate to say my public school education was 100% neolib propaganda but also it was absolutely 100% neolib propaganda
danielle~!
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remembering how in high school i was taught about the israel & palestine thing and it was very heavily pushed as a "both sides" issue, and back then i was like yeah i mean that's a tough issue, hard to tell who deserves the land y'know
and nobody told me israel was bombing hospitals and killing children. the school leaves that part conveniently out
danielle~!
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re: reddit is a lost cause (transmisia, nazi shit)
btw i actually looked at the stonetoss comic in question, it's about the one joke
a trans lady is telling off some fash for having only one joke, so they respond by essentially making the same joke again and she goes "two jokes!"
this happens six times in a row. stonetoss used the same joke six times to prove that the fash have more than one joke
it's accidentally so fucking funny
danielle~!
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you know you can just BE a boy if you want to, it's that easy??? shit's great
reddit is a lost cause (transmisia, nazi shit)
burn this website to the ground
here is today's yeet! it is spyro!! it is mostly actually sergeant byrd!!!
danielle~!
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god i hate euphemisms for being fat just say fat it’s not a bad word
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sus meter goes from 0 to 100 when i see someone saying "reee"
danielle~!
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if blobcat wide is so good, why is there no blobcat tall
hi, nice to meet you~! i'm dani, a trans lesbian, passionately intersectional feminist, and adorable pony! also white but antiwhiteness!! feel free to send a follow req c:
Joined May 2018
